Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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