try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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