FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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