I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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