but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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