Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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