Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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