So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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