Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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