You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
vagina is talking i cant
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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