I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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