I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
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She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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