Christians are straight up FREAKS
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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