We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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