the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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