i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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