I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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