I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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