He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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