Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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