6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
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