the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
