Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Randomize
