Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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