why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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