she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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