Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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