she was so not down for the gang bang
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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