what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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