I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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