is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Send help, water and tortillas.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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