sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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