nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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