Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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