Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
NoShamevember. You game?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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