I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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