? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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