i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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