office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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