Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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