...so i touched it.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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