Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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