too bad you live with your parents still
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
