So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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