oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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