i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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