Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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