hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.