That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house