Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The pigeons can smell the fear
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos