i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
false alarm, still single
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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