I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
It's Friday. Sex?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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