Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Vodka?
Forever.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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