She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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