u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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