If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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