i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
